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Another pub(l)ic spectacle from the New Pantagruel

‘Ware the Unitarian Jihad!

April 12, 2005

I am not making this up:
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary…

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