Automatic Religion Reporting
April 27, 2005
“With the recent election of Pope Benedict XVI, formerly known as the Church’s leading hard-liner Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, the question foremost in the minds of the faithful is: in which direction will he lead the Catholic Church?
“The respected blowhard John Shelby Spong slammed the Catholic Church’s ban on atomic war and its insights on the nihilistic ennui of the damned.
[insert some quote from Andrew ‘Randy Andy’ Sullivan]
“One of the most pressing problems of world religions today is whether Catholicism can change to meet the demands of secular society, or fade into further irrelevancy. Only Triumph the insult comic dog will be able to judge if this papacy is a success.”
–A (slightly edited) random production of Papal Critique-o-matic by Kevin Jones.
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