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Another pub(l)ic spectacle from the New Pantagruel

Bad Moto-Scootah

October 01, 2005

TNP contributor Belz has got his stolen motorscooter back, thanks to the internet’s power to impact the word on the street. I will make a note of this for the next time I lose something. Yesterday I thought my sword-cane had been stolen, but then I remembered I had it sent to the cleaners after using it for some emergency surgery on a fellow with a bad case of neocalvinpox. He was quite swollen and wanted some puncturing. Speaking of which, there’s a good row going on about Agrarianism at Dialogical Coffeehouse.


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