Only a real jerk or a Christian or something
April 12, 2006
Bill McKibben on “Pie in the Sky“–“Everyone knows that the most important thing we can do is grow the economy. When you buy the Designated Driver, a faux golf club that you store in your bag to dispense forty-eight ounces of cold beverages, then you grow the economy. No doubt about it. Also, the Vintage Express Aging Accelerator that ages your bottle of wine ten years in ten seconds by surrounding it with “extremely powerful Neodymium magnets to replicate the Earth’s magnetic field.” Only a real jerk or a Christian or something would point out that there might possibly be items in this world that it would make more sense to spend our money on.”This is Only a real jerk or a Christian or something in The Japery, a part of The New Pantagruel. Previously: Best Laugh This Week | Next: Stegall on Open Source Radio, &c. | TrackBack (0) | Comments (0)
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