The Neocal Boss
April 20, 2006
Born down in mid-Mediterranean
The first kick he took was Pantagruelian
Ended up like a dog that’s been beat too much
Now he spends half his life just a-blogging it up, yeah.
He wasn’t born in the USA
No no no
Not born in the USA
He’s a Byzantine rite Calvinist in Canad-ee-i-yay.
He got in a little ecclesial jam
And so they put a Dooyeweerd in his hands, yeah,
Sent him off to Notre Dame
At least it ain’t the Kansas plains, no no no
Come back home to Tor-on-toe
To teach Rookmaaker blow by blow, yeah
He says, “Son, you just don’t understand.”
He says, “Son, you’re just an angry young man.”
He wasn’t born in the USA
No no no
Not born in the USA
He’s a byzantine rite calvinist in Canad-ee-i-yay.
Down in the shadow of Colson and Pearcey
Prostrates himself to the big “PP”
His church is gone, he’s still there
Nowhere to run, ain’t got nowhere to go, yeah,
He wasn’t born in the USA
No no no
Not born in the USA
He’s a byzantine rite calvinist in canad-ee-i-yay.
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