Luther’s Silence on The Da Vinci Code
May 25, 2006
The fetid undead corpse of Martin Luther (that’s his own description) persistently belches out what he calls “movie reviews” on his most foul blog. It is the most embarrasing grotesquerie in all Christendom since the Cadaver Synod.
Interestingly, Herr Luther has refused to view The Da Vinci Code or comment on it. He purports to oppose the film in some way and is glad it stank worse than a rabble of Thuringian peasant corpses slain with Luther’s own blessing as a validation of his “two kingdoms.” I however suspect that the Protestant Heresiarch fears revealing his true colors, as he must know he would enjoy much of the DVC for its attacks on “the Romanists,” as he calls us, the true faithful! Indeed Luther is the very original for Dan Brown and the whole modern individualist rebellion. Making hay out of minor accidents of history, such as the Donation of Constantine, unlike its author, Luther and his ilk fabricated a sweeping, apocalyptic, Joachist conspiracy theory version of church history to prop up his heresies and justify his demonic rage. I say he dares not review the DVC lest this side of his twisted, fractured soul reveal itself. I dare him to do it! I say it would be good for him. Perhaps it would purge his bile and free him from his purgatorial chains.
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